Hola Tannerinos!

Celebrating every Tannerino, from the greatest (Kimmy Gibbler) to the worst (Joey Gladstone, followed closely by Joey Gladstone's impression of Bullwinkle) in all of their glory.
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Is anyone surprised that the circus Jesse and Stephanie put together in ten minutes while locked in at a mechanic’s is infinitely better than the one Danny and Joey organized?

There are so many things happening here that I prayed to God I would never see.

There is only one adult at this party, and it’s the girl upset that she now has silly string in her beautiful red locks.

Joey and Danny thinking they can pull a woman as beautiful as this when they look like literal clowns makes me wonder if the Tanner House is actually a psychiatric ward for the criminally insane.

Get used to idiot, childish boys in your life, DJ. You’re about to start high school.

Stephanie has a hard time with balls flying at her face.

The fact that DJ lets the other Tanners be seen with her when she is looking thisĀ fresh and they are looking like trash is something I think about on a daily basis.

You know what though, if we wanna get real—I still would with Jesse.

This is the same motivation that compels me during most social situations.

"Potential" being the operative word, Stephanie.