Hola Tannerinos!

Little known fact: part of the stage manager’s job in the 90’s was to watch obnoxious kids sing Annie in the Green Room 

Ummmm, I’m not sure this is something the entire Tanner family should be watching together.

Christ this family is irritating.

Man, Star Search really hooks a brotha up, a box of tissues AND an entire bottle of Pepto Bismol? Dope.

The least believable thing in a show about three single men who raise three young girls living in a mansion in San Francisco when one is a TV presenter and two have bizarre, ever-changing jobs and there is a best friend next door neighbor who sometimes has an ostrich and sickeningly smelly feet is that Joseph Gladstone is found funny by the general public.

I never want to know in what other scenarios Danny Tanner uses this face.

Beelzebub and his cousin, Dweebzebub

Someone off screen just held up a giant candy bar and her latest check for $1,000,000 that she made for making this exact dumb face.

I think Stephanie is focusing too much on tying her dumb sister’s shoes and not enough on how MICHELLE’S PANTS ARE EATING HER ALIVE

The last thing you see before you die.