Celebrating every Tannerino, from the greatest (Kimmy Gibbler) to the worst (Joey Gladstone, followed closely by Joey Gladstone's impression of Bullwinkle) in all of their glory.
Can you imagine being Rusty in this scenario? Your parents get divorced, then your mom ruins your Saturday afternoon couch plans to go over to some guy’s house with this familial set-up. Not to mention the fact that the Tanners won’t stop singing Do Re Mi.
No wonder the kid turns out to be such a fuckface.